Weasel Brothers-Making the future better---for us.

Welcome to the Weasel Brothers© Home Page! We want to give you an inside look at the most important thing we put into all our products---money! Here at Weasel Brothers©, so-called "quality" and "fine ingredients" are old-fashioned concepts. As we hurtle toward the millenium, we know that there's only one thing that really makes a product sell--advertising!
We pour millions into promoting our products, and it's not always easy convincing a skeptical (some would say cynical) public to load up on them. Click the buttons below and see the brilliant advertising campaigns we've run that have successfully convinced you, the pigeon with the wallet, to mindlessly buy more and more Weasel Brothers© products.

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