Luftwaffles - The Feuhrer's Favorite
Lüftwaffles™, an imported product from Argentina, is manufactured for Weasel Brothers© by the Hilter Baking Company of Buenos Aires. Today, it's a significant coup to have a celebrity endorsement, so imagine our surprise and delight when the Hilter family showed us they had permission to use the name and image of a famous historical figure in their advertising. So far, sales of Lüftwaffles™ have been disappointing, especially in Israel, where they were described by several media outlets as being "in appallingly bad taste".
We immediately dispatched a team of product analysts to Haifa, who reported back that they tasted fine.