A sterling example of turning lemons into lemonade, Weasel
Brothers© experience with Glarp!™ is a model of the ingenuity so vital to
today's modern marketplace. New equipment installed at the Weasel Brothers©
4,445 acre Crud River plant malfunctioned badly on its first day. The result
was that several of the packaging processes became crossed up, combining
Weasel Brothers© Blam Detergent™, Lummox Instant Soup Dust™, and Hernia
Boy Protein Powder™ into an unsightly 17-ton heap. Not wishing to waste
anything, Weasel Brothers© Vice President In Charge of Spin Control, Fuzzy
D. Oathammer, directed an underling to taste the mixture and see if there
was any use for it. The resulting product, Glarp!™, was named after the
noises the taster made in the washroom shortly afterward. |