Swami Bill was introduced to the Doc Harris Web Page by our friend, Rob Nelson. Rob tells us that Swami Bill first came to his unusual calling after being struck rather firmly on the head with a mallet at the age of ten. "I see stars", he told his mother. "Might as well learn to tell horoscopes, then", she said. "Now get out of here. I'm watching The Young and the Restless". From that day on, he has never looked back, mostly because the blow to the head also gave him a lot of stiffness in the neck that makes looking back painful, if not impossible. We are moderately proud to feature Swami Bill on the Doc Harris Web Page. His column will be updated monthly, if he's not in detox again. Meanwhile, read your horoscope and ask, "What does he know?" Or to put it another way, "What does he know?" Or better yet, "What does HE know?"