|A small boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding his little toy fire engine
down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful golden retriever.
However, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence,
the truck was going very slowly.
A man walking down the street noticed how the boy was being pulled, leaned down, and gently said, "You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck."
The boy nodded in solemn agreement and replied, "Yes sir, but then there
wouldn't be a siren!"
|Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be
New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely
New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive
New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog
house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that
you have a family.
New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are
New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"
Later that same day -
Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next
Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the
Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 1: "Fag."