|BOOKS BY DOC HARRISMake a Million In the Radio Business (1980)
Make Six Figures In the Radio Business (1987)
Make Around $50,000 In the Radio Business (1992)
Stop Asking Me About the Radio Business! (1996)
DOC WAXUse it on your car, your floors, your surfboard. Bald guys! Try it on your head! Put it on the bottom of the cat's feet, set him loose on a linoleum floor, then sit back and watch the fun! Scented to smell like clean towels. Available in one pound cans, 300 pound barrels, and half-ton vats.
|DOC'S STRIPED PAINTNever use masking tape again! Doc's striped paint goes on striped, stays that way. Comes in variety of widths and colors. Put on two coats for a checkerboard effect, four coats for a colorful plaid. Also available: spotted paint. Excellent for painting polka dots and refinishing cows
||DOC'S GLUE/SOUP MIXIt'll stick anything together and it'll take a laser cutter or a thermonuclear explosion to loosen it! Not only is Doc's Glue and Soup Mix the strongest glue you've ever used, when lunch break comes, it makes a delicious beef soup! Just dilute it 200 parts to one with boiling water. Mmm boy! That's good!|
|LIQUID NAILSJust sprinkle a few drops on a board and BANG BANG BANG it's instantly nailed to something. Not recommended for use around anything valuable, family members, or pets. AVOID SPILLING!
||JARS WITH PICTURES OF DOC ON THEMUse them to.......... er...hrumph...store wax, paint and glue in. Yeah, that's it! Not recommended for storing books|